Full disclosure: This to-do is a shameless publicity stunt for our upcoming art commission, Confessions Underground.

Hoping someone will find our floating message in a bottle and be compelled to visit our project website (which we curiously scrawled on a piece of homemade paper).

You too can visit the Confessions Underground website and be a part of this crazy project — we’d very much like that. It’s open to everyone, everywhere.

All you need to do is confess a secret….and we’ll broadcast it to a million people.